I recently fell in love with my best friend. He is very, very clueless, though, and doesn't realize this, even though I do believe that he loves me as well (I have a very high intellect, and it did not take me long to figure this out). I don't know what to do. I keep trying to get his attention, but he's too preoccupied with his girlfriend (I can tell he doesn't really love her, though), and he never even looks at me anymore. Actually, he's never really looked at me, but that doesn't matter. Please help me, Dear Draco!
Dreaming of Won-won
I can tell that your best friend does not love you in the least, seeing as he already has a girlfriend, and who could love you anyways, you stupid mudblood?
But if you really must have him, I suggest hexing the girlfriend, and while she's preoccupied with trying to get her foot out of her ears, put on some tight leather pants (I have some you might be able to borrow) and then just into the room and stun "Won-won